the craziest thing to grow in my room except me
peace, baby
i never say “yerba mate”, i just say “mah tay”. but i can’t say just “mate” because it’s still like “g’day mate”. PLUS “The multicultural Yerba Mate Association of the Americas states that it is always improper to accent the second syllable, since doing so confuses the word with the unrelated Spanish word meaning “I killed.”" JEEEEEZ! anywayzzzzzzzzzz check the bev style! poppin brill pills alllllllllllllll daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaygetthefuckouttahere
for yoni’s birthday
the set ended by kicking a candle, smashing a mirror, and serving homemade apple pie on pieces of the mirror.
what is it even? just like, some numbers?
kar kar angry at the paparazzi
that is what everyone in this photo is saying.
limited editions COOZIE (all caps for grossest word)
these are pancakes!
haley, this was the handsomest picture
2 manly dollars’ worth at the dollar tree
“crusty cur” is the original name for the corndog.